Eat this ! It has zero calories

Okay I know things like celery and other vegetables have "negative calories" meaning digesting the food burns more calories than the food. However since my mother is a huge health freak she recently ordered 20 packs of Miracle Noodle Shirataki noodles and rice which really do- on the nutrition facts have 0 calories.Its made of plant fibers and expands in your stomach to make you full ! There a little chewy but they arent that bad! You can read about them and buy them at  http://www.miraclenoodle.com for about $3 or $4 a pack.